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Shopping Fun With Cooler Shopping UK
Here's our selection of funny quotations from around the world,
that should cheer up a little!
"Whoever said money can't buy
happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
- Bo Derek |
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"A bargain is something you can't
use at a price you can't resist."
- Franklin Jones |
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"When I eventually met Mr Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always."
- Rita Rudner |
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"If you owe the bank $100 that's
your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's
the bank's
problem."
- JP Getty |
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money
on improving their products as they do on advertising then
they
wouldn't have to advertise them."
- Will Rogers |
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"Behind every successful man is
a woman, behind her is his wife."
- Groucho Marx |
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"Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means:
I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still
hungry."
- Mike Kalin |
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"Men should be like Kleenex, soft,
strong and disposable."
- Cher |
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"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret
out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild
horses."
- Ivern Boyett |
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"You cannot have everything. I mean, where
would you put it?"
- Steven Wright |
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"Those are my principles. If you don't like
them I have others."
- Groucho Marx |
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"I went to a general store. They wouldn't
let me buy anything specifically."
- Steven Wright |
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and
cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap
toast
on the back of a cat and drop it?"
- Steven Wright |
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money
can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan |
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"Marriage is the alliance
of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and
the other who never forgets them."
- Ogden Nash
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